Heart Health Enthusiast Prints

Heart Research Centre on top of a hill.

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Blessed are the pacemakers.

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

"Good cholesterol surging its way through the city's arterial system..."

Dave knew it was serious.

Safe driver.

Fast Food Restaurant Employees Discuss a Defibrillator. 'Maybe we should keep it under the counter.'

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

'Hey, be happy that isn't your EKG.'

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

"With a heart I have to worry about cholesterol."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Your contents have shifted."

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"