Healthy Heart Advocate T-Shirts

"It's a cause close to my heart."

".....good for your heart, all the essential nutrients, helps control cholesterol, and has antioxidants."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

Vaccine

"This isn't helping my migraine."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Covid and the Vaccines

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Preventive medicine.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."