Healthy Heart Advocate T-Shirts

"It's a cause close to my heart."

".....good for your heart, all the essential nutrients, helps control cholesterol, and has antioxidants."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Prostate: 51st State

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Covid and the Vaccines

Vaccine

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."