Cardiology Enthusiast Gifts

Cardiologist Convention: 'Our next speaker will be speaking on other matters of the heart.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'

Parts Department

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'