Cardiology Admirer Gifts

Cardiology.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

Doctors

Alexander Fleming

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'Urology...can you hold?'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"The good news is, with gene therapy, it's now possible to grow back legs."

"It appears you have a virus."

"This feels so familiar."

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'