Cardiology Admirer T-Shirts

Cardiology.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Cut!

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Alexander Fleming

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'Urology...can you hold?'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"The good news is, with gene therapy, it's now possible to grow back legs."

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

'He's a changed man since the heart transplant. It came form a liberal.'

"This feels so familiar."

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."