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"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

Alexander Fleming

Doctors

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Pediatrics: Anatomy

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

"The good news is, with gene therapy, it's now possible to grow back legs."

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

"This feels so familiar."

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.