Medical Field Admirer Prints

Medical School Graduation Gowns.

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

Alexander Fleming

Doctors

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"The good news is, with gene therapy, it's now possible to grow back legs."

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"This feels so familiar."

"I can't find the instructions."

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."