Medical Breakthrough Admirer Prints

'Other days you can hear a pin drop.'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

Alexander Fleming

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'Urology...can you hold?'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"The good news is, with gene therapy, it's now possible to grow back legs."

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"It appears you have a virus."

"I can't find the instructions."

"This feels so familiar."

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

'In simple terms, bacterial infections can be treated with anti-biotics such as penicillin - whereas a virus is something yur computer gets.'

'Isn't medical progress marvellous? If we'd been sat here a hundred years ago, we'd be dead by now!'

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

'Let's see now...'