Heartbeat Enthusiast Mugs

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

"Thumpety-Thump, Thumpety-Thump, …. Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk,… Thumpety-Thump. Thumpety-Thump……"

"I hear the heartbeat of Manhattan."

It's a drum loop, doctor. I sampled it from "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."

"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"

Marimba

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Chano Pozo,

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

Music producers.

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

The Drummer

The Little Drummer Boy.

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Too much Inflammation

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

A day at the races