Ecg Enthusiast Mugs

'Nothing to worry about Mr Sidley, it's just a routine heart tracing.'

Heart Attack Painting

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

The discovery of electricity...

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

Jeff Beck.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Doctors

B.B. King

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"I can't find the instructions."

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

"It appears you have a virus."

Nuclear energy.

Electric guitar

A rock guitarist singing

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

Energy trap.