Ekg Enthusiast Mugs

'Hey, Lori! Take a look at Mr. Geckler's EKG!'

Cardiologist

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

The discovery of electricity...

Nuclear generation of energy.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

US Energy Needs.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

The Boss.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

Critical Ethanol report

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"Gas, is it the future?"

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

SWOTs

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"But is it renewable...."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Woo-hoo!"

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'