Ekg Enthusiast Pillows

Cardiologist

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The discovery of electricity...

Nuclear generation of energy.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

US Energy Needs.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

The Boss.

Critical Ethanol report

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"Gas, is it the future?"

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

SWOTs

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

Nuclear energy.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

"Woo-hoo!"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"But is it renewable...."