Cardio Enthusiast Mugs

'Irregular heartbeat. Due to irregular exercise.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'He failed his stress test. He's dead.'

'If you aren't back in half an hour I'll phone Intensive Care.'

Fitness Centre: Out for a Run Back in 3 Hours

"Still on your left."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Man tries to enter fitness center through a treadmill entrance.

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Be Healthy

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."