Ecg Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Nothing to worry about Mr Sidley, it's just a routine heart tracing.'

Heart Attack Painting

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

The discovery of electricity...

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Nuclear energy.

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

A rock guitarist singing

Energy trap.

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

"This feels so familiar."

"It appears you have a virus."