Heartbeat Hero Mugs

Doctor monitoring his own heart attack.

Cardiologist

2021

The Three Wise Queens

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Fighting Covid

Dancing Doctor

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Fighting the Pandemic

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'What's holding him up?'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Coronavirus

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Coronavirus world

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Musical genres

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Vaccine Defeating The Virus

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

Frontline health workers

Medical Examinations.

Men's Health Screenings.

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'