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Doctor monitoring his own heart attack.

Cardiologist

2021

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

The Three Wise Queens

Dancing Doctor

Fighting Covid

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Fighting the Pandemic

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'What's holding him up?'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

Coronavirus world

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

Advances in Third World Healthcare

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Coronavirus

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Musical genres

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

Frontline health workers

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

Vaccine Defeating The Virus

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

Medical Examinations.