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'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Engineer on the move.

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

Push, push, push...

'Our sales have been uneven but our company has heart.'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

'Doctor Corazon, I'm in love with you. You make my right ventricle go pitter-patter.'

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'Hey, Lori! Take a look at Mr. Geckler's EKG!'

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

"Don't just stand there gawping women! Give me a hand with my monthly salary!"

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Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'If you had a tapeworm, would you keep it?'

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"

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"Tick, tick, tick..."

'These are from my attorneys for malpractice suit.'

"I'll be blunt. You don't have much time. In three days I'm turning this over to a collection agency."

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

'Welcome to the Ambulance Chasing Network... Have you or someone you love taken Zerkzes pills in the past six-months?'

Practicing Defensive Medicine

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'I'm feeling a lot better, Nurse -- how about switching me to the cheap stuff?'

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"

'This is my twin brother. He's going to give you the second opinion you asked for...'