Healthcare Worker Appreciating Humor Gifts

'Doctor will you step out here and adjust Mr. Hendrick's pacemaker?'

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"I stand corrected."

Happy Birthday to you.

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'

Healthy Eating Casualties

'On second thought, you can go home anytime you want, big fella.'

Just Browsing.

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'I told you we should have packed a lunch.'

"Your appointment's been cancelled. You took too long filling out those forms."

"Old Mrs. Cranshaw is next, Doctor. Better put on your white jacket."

Transplant delivery

'The plastic funnel will keep him from biting his stitches.'

Nurse cautioning a patient

Plastic Surgery

'Could you turn up the volume a little?'

"Let's not talk about your diagnosis. It depresses me too much."

'He still doesn't know how serious an amputation he's had, nurse, so try not to act too shocked.'

'Nurse, has the staff been eating in pre-op again? There's mayonnaise on the scalpel.'

'He can't refer you to me... I referred you to him.'

'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'

"Just relax and hold still."

Pope fed by nasal tub.

'Scratch yourself a couple of times and call me in the morning.'

'The amputation went well Mr. Johnstone but we have had one slight hiccup.'

Surgeon with hearts on his shirt.

'Yes, I suppose it's worth a try - after all we have nothing to lose.'

'Sorry, we don't know as much as we'd like to about warming a stethoscope.'

'You have the new disease that terrifies the medical community... It's cure is easy and cheap.'

'I can't fill this prescription. Your doctor forgot to write, pretty please.'