Healthcare Worker Humor Fan Gifts

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

Happy Birthday to you.

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

The importance of paying attention in med school.

Dr. Flagg's Worst Nightmare

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'I think it's your colon. I came to that conclusion through the process of elimination.'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'You need some stress.'

'On second thought, you can go home anytime you want, big fella.'

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

An allergist sneezing

Fish swimming around inside drip.

Flu Drugs.

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

"Yes, I have seen people in worse health than you. But, they were all dead."

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

'I'd like to be fed intravenously. I've heard about your hospital food!'

Calm down...this is for your own good.

Just Browsing.

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

Patient can't find help at doctor office window because of awards.

"Are you sure you're here about your throat?"

"We've stopped arm wrestling in case we needed an ambulance."

'I'm referring you to a specialist.'

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."