Healthcare Worker Humor Fan Gifts

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

Happy Birthday to you.

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

The importance of paying attention in med school.

Dr. Flagg's Worst Nightmare

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'I think it's your colon. I came to that conclusion through the process of elimination.'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'

'You need some stress.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

Fish swimming around inside drip.

Flu Drugs.

"Yes, I have seen people in worse health than you. But, they were all dead."

'On second thought, you can go home anytime you want, big fella.'

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

An allergist sneezing

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

'I'd like to be fed intravenously. I've heard about your hospital food!'

Calm down...this is for your own good.

Just Browsing.

Reflex Testing -"...and you're sure you can't feel it"

Patient can't find help at doctor office window because of awards.

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

'Doctor, I thought I was the one who was supposed to say Ahh.'

"We've stopped arm wrestling in case we needed an ambulance."

NHS Trust Hospital: Management Team/Medical Staff

"Are you sure you're here about your throat?"

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."