Healthcare Staff Gifts

"Oh, good, I can finsih the article I started last year."

"Somehow, I can't consider taking home all the hospital food I want as a perk for working here."

'Just once I'd like to meet a healthy man.'

'He's not under yet.'

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

vaccine wars.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"Our war is against cancer."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'Well, well, well...'

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"The first one's just a warning."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."