Healthcare Staff Pillows

"Oh, good, I can finsih the article I started last year."

"Somehow, I can't consider taking home all the hospital food I want as a perk for working here."

'Just once I'd like to meet a healthy man.'

'He's not under yet.'

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

vaccine wars.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Our war is against cancer."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'Well, well, well...'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"The first one's just a warning."