Healthcare Workers Pillows

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

Curing Hemorrhoids Seminar

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

'That's how much time your HMO allots for bypass surgery.'

Hospital Reception - Ring for assistance

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

Hospital cleaner unplugs life support machine for her vacuum cleaner.

'Scratch yourself a couple of times and call me in the morning.'

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

Elderly lady about elderly man: 'We met in ICU. We had a rheumatic encounter.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

Mt. Rushmore with facemasks

"Look who thinks he's a big shot!"

'Remember the NHS ethos; if it ain't broke, break it. Then make sure it can't be mended.'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

Overworked GPs.

"Everyone who's unhappy with their health system is here."

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2021 !

"They haven't sent any face masks or gloves so we've been told to improvise!"

"I feel fine but according to my smartwatch I might be dead!"

'The doctor's stomach is a little upset today, so can you avoid icky stuff?'

"It's the worst part of working here...spending so much time with people at the end of their tether, ill, stressed, desperate for help..."

Vaccine-Reveal Party

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

Vaccines = Victory

"Sorry, but I'll have to check with your doctor before I tell you the time."

Rudolph the Red Nodes Reindeer.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I'm glad to see they need to get vaccinated too."

Latest Report: 2 million added to 45 million Americans without health insurance.