Hospital Worker Pillows

'Sure we're underfunded, but we manage!'

"People make a fuss about qualifications but with a bit of common sense anyone can do what these medical types do!"

Gross anatomy. Not so bad anatomy

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'You'll have to come in over the weekend to attend some training on managing a healthy 'work/life' balance!'

'You realize, Dr. Burke, that should anything go wrong, the hospital will disavow any knowledge of your actions.'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

'I swear to God, I think they were trying to kill me.'

"Could I take some of this food home with me?I'd like to break our dog from begging!"

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

Medical Heroes

Heroes

The creationist patient.

"I'm a bit late. Mind if we go to the floor below the morgue first?"

'Opened up a restaurant that served hospital food.'

Paramedics.

Paramedic waiting outside a door with hazard signs.

"Bad news Honey the hospital downsized me"

"Oh dear, this is awkward."

Oscar Jennings, unregistered nurse.

'Yes, a bucket fell on it.'

"I'm against mixed wards too"

"Chill Dude, I'm not DEATH. I'm the Near Death Experience..."

ER, The Musical: 'I'm a medic...' 'n' I'm a medic...' 'They're a paramedics!'

"Somehow, I can't consider taking home all the hospital food I want as a perk for working here."

"Coo-ee, Mister Bagshaw! You've got visitors"

Opportunities in Coronatimes

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."