Hospital Helper Pillows

Outpatient recovery lot

Medical Team

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

Nurse

Opportunities in Coronatimes

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

vaccine wars.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

A midwife holding a baby

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Our war is against cancer."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'Well, well, well...'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

Social distancing

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"The first one's just a warning."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

PSA Banter.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.