Employee In Healthcare Pillows

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Opportunities in Coronatimes

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

vaccine wars.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Boss's Desk Says No!

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Our war is against cancer."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.