Health Care Workers Gifts

'And this is our new HR officer in charge of GP moral..'

'Hi! I'm back!....And I'm even earlier this year!'

Home Stay Home

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

vaccine wars.

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"Our war is against cancer."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'Well, well, well...'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"The first one's just a warning."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

Social distancing

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

PSA Banter.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."