Healthcare Cynics Gifts

Looking for a gift for the healthcare cynic in your life? Our curated collection celebrates the humorous side of medicine and healthcare. From clever mugs to bold t-shirts, these items are designed to bring a smile to anyone who appreciates a witty take on healthcare realities. Perfect for medical professionals, students, or anyone who finds humor in the chaos of healthcare, our products are both thoughtful and amusing. Celebrate their sharp wit with a gift that shows you get their perspective and love their sense of humor.

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"Since Dr Mullin's ill, a temp from Manpower will perform your liver transplant."

"Since Dr Mullin's ill, a temp from Manpower will perform your liver transplant." mockup

"Since Dr Mullin's ill, a temp from Manpower will perform your liver transplant."

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"I'll let you in on a little secret -- every pill on these shelves is a placebo, and I have no formal training."

"I'll let you in on a little secret -- every pill on these shelves is a placebo, and I have no formal training." mockup

"I'll let you in on a little secret -- every pill on these shelves is a placebo, and I have no formal training."

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'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.' mockup

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

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'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.' mockup

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

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"Surgery up here is free!"

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"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses." mockup

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

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Who gets the anti-corona vaccine? mockup

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

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"We don't offer a health-care plan. Instead, we have Lou persuade you not to get sick."

"We don't offer a health-care plan. Instead, we have Lou persuade you not to get sick." mockup

"We don't offer a health-care plan. Instead, we have Lou persuade you not to get sick."

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"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company." mockup

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

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"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms." mockup

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

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Single Prayer Health Insurance

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"They say that 'laughter is the best medicine', which is great because your health plan doesn't cover the real stuff!"

"They say that 'laughter is the best medicine', which is great because your health plan doesn't cover the real stuff!" mockup

"They say that 'laughter is the best medicine', which is great because your health plan doesn't cover the real stuff!"

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'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.' mockup

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

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'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.' mockup

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

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"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance." mockup

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

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BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending mockup

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

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"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account." mockup

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

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"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right." mockup

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

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'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.' mockup

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

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I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising. mockup

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

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Back in a snap (chiropractor).

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The World Pharmaceutical Corporation mockup

The World Pharmaceutical Corporation

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'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.' mockup

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

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NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil. mockup

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

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"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist." mockup

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

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"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions." mockup

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

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'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.' mockup

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

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Republican Healthcare

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'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.' mockup

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

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"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label." mockup

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

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"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

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