Health Retreat Enthusiast Gifts

Last chance for junk food...

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Scurile travels

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Dieting Motivation.

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"Holy moly!"

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

"Cardiac day patients?"

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

"Good for you for getting your mammogram."

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

"It's all down to turmeric!"

'Rent two 'feel good' movies, and call me in the morning.'

"The reason you haven't seen me lately is because I haven't been well..."

Spring Training

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

'Stresses can have a motivating effect ... If they don't KILL YOU!

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

Go away

"It's simple. Remove everything from your life that you enjoy, so you can live a long, unenjoyable life."

"Are they organic?"