Spa Retreat Gifts

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Spa

'More bubbles!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Hot Pie Therapy

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Loofah Lady

The Cat Spa

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

Scurile travels

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Mom's Spa'

"I'm going on a retreat."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Ultimately, the teachers union agreed to a lesser pay increase in exchange for a full-time massage therapist in the faculty lounge.

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"You're incredibly tight."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Spa Dog

A spa bath at Mapledurham.