Health Professionals Fan Gifts

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Corona Funeral

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

"Darn it, lost another swab."

Give me your sick...

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Paramedics.

'Four years of medical school and three years of residency, and you come bothering me with the sniffles?'

"Don't let old age get you down. It's too difficult to get up again."

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

Football fans in corona times

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'

'I should try the polyclinic, sir.'

Thank you healthcare heroes

'Well I'm blowed if I know what any of this means!'

Give it to me straight, Doc — what's the bottom line?

'I had a great time tonight. I'd like to see you again in about six months.'

"Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob."

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

'The knees are the first thing to go.'

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

Wait a minute

'Your father's decided to pause in his programme of reform.'

Medical insurance reminder

"Your scan showed up a kidney stone, but I've deleted it in Photoshop."

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

"I don't feel so good, Tia Carmen."

Yes, by all means, Mr. Fusco, feel free to seek out a second opinion

'Your mouth looks like a little bitty putting green.'

I... Arrrgh... I don't believe in covid 19...

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.