Health Industry Critic Gifts

If you have a friend or colleague who’s known for their sharp criticism of the health industry, find a playful way to acknowledge their insights. Our collection offers humorous and thoughtful items perfect for health critics—ironic mugs, clever T-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints—all designed to celebrate their honest perspective. Whether they’re a healthcare professional, activist, or commentator, these gifts are sure to bring a smile and show appreciation for their unique point of view.

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'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!' mockup

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

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"We're figuring out how to bottle yoga and overcharge for it."

"We're figuring out how to bottle yoga and overcharge for it." mockup

"We're figuring out how to bottle yoga and overcharge for it."

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"I say we should promote bad eating habits. That should create a demand for our stuff."

"I say we should promote bad eating habits. That should create a demand for our stuff." mockup

"I say we should promote bad eating habits. That should create a demand for our stuff."

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'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.' mockup

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

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"Surgery up here is free!"

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"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses." mockup

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

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Who gets the anti-corona vaccine? mockup

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

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"We don't offer a health-care plan. Instead, we have Lou persuade you not to get sick."

"We don't offer a health-care plan. Instead, we have Lou persuade you not to get sick." mockup

"We don't offer a health-care plan. Instead, we have Lou persuade you not to get sick."

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"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company." mockup

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

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"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms." mockup

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

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'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.' mockup

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

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'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.' mockup

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

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"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right." mockup

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

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"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account." mockup

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

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'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!' mockup

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

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"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine." mockup

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

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BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending mockup

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

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Pay Hospital Bill Here.

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'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.' mockup

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

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'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.' mockup

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

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NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil. mockup

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

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The World Pharmaceutical Corporation mockup

The World Pharmaceutical Corporation

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'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.' mockup

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

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'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?' mockup

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

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Republican Healthcare

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"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist." mockup

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

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Surgical Self-Service

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"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions." mockup

"Whatever doesn't kill me gives me the chance to try new prescriptions."

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"It looks like we're out of sample placebos."

"It looks like we're out of sample placebos." mockup

"It looks like we're out of sample placebos."

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Trump rally

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Have you drugged your child today? mockup

Have you drugged your child today?

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'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.' mockup

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

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'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.' mockup

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

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'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?' mockup

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

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'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.' mockup

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

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Health Industry Critic Gifts Collection

Health Industry Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that speak to health industry critics with witty and humorous designs.

Health Industry Critic Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with clever slogans perfect for the health industry critic’s space.

Health Industry Critic Prints

Browse our prints that add a humorous touch to any room, celebrating honest health commentary.

Health Industry Critic T-Shirts

Check out our range of T-shirts that make a bold and funny statement about the healthcare world.