Health Culture Gifts

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Louis Armstrong

2021

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

What the Doctor Ordered

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Tut and Carmen.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Woman carries the world.

'Well, well, well...'

Lactose Intolerant

Honoré de Balzac

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Your contents have shifted."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'Now that's an afro!'