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J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

2021

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Tut and Carmen.

What the Doctor Ordered

Woman carries the world.

'Well, well, well...'

Lactose Intolerant

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Your contents have shifted."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Now that's an afro!'

Honoré de Balzac

The height of fashion in 1796