Health Counselor Gifts

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

'Mr Harris it looks as though you've been rushing your food again!'

'Are you ready to kick some butts?'

'Step One...a pie chart is not dessert.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Licensed Therapist

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

America, are we learning anything?

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.