Health Counselor T-Shirts

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

'Mr Harris it looks as though you've been rushing your food again!'

'Are you ready to kick some butts?'

'Step One...a pie chart is not dessert.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Licensed Therapist

America, are we learning anything?

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.