Sexual Health Counselor Gifts

WHO checklist

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I didn't spark joy."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Relationship Warning Lights

"You've changed."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

What Guys Say and What They Mean,

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

James decided to stay in that night.

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

"It will be all your fault."

Catch and release dating.