Health Advisor Gifts

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Take god care of your bacteria! it may well be the only culture you'll ever have....'

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

Enormous obesity report.

"I'm a doctor from the future, with revolutionary health advice. Exercise, drink plenty of water and eat your veggies."

Vaping cigarette

"In health news, everything you thought was good for you is now bad for you."

"Trust me, we did the right thing, those cruise ships can be a hot-bed of germs."

'We couldn't afford health care any longer so you better start eating better!'

'Have you tried an energy drink?'

Olympic meeting

Have you tried drink?

'You can eat anything you want on this diet, but there's a strict limit on what you can swallow.'

And this is the government spokesperson who'll be patronising you ironically about your weight."

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

Govt. UK led by Seance

"It's the government's LATEST guidelines on managing Covid... I think!

Jim's Smart Kettle

Boris Johnson's Covid Strategy

Government Health Advisory

Trident: 'We need it in our fight against smokers.'

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

The Fauci on my shoulder

Food Pyramid.

'Knock off the between-feast snacking.'

"And this is Nurse Frobisher who will be giving you guidance on your weight issues in a manner I can only describe as ironic!"

"The population is 40% overweight and you seem to account for 20% on your own."

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

"Well, Mr Eagle, coming to see me is the first positive step to get you to soar again..."

"Say, Flo, did you make an appointment with a lifestyle counselor?"

Group Insurance/Vitamins

"The worst part about having a cold is everyone's helpful suggestions."

"Now they're saying shiny things attached to hooks are bad for you."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."