Wellness Advisor Gifts

advice on obesity

"Don't you think your flu needs another day in bed ?!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Be Healthy

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Unguided imagery

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Final words on gravestones.

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

Mental health

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Peace. Love. Light

Govt. UK led by Seance

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Many of our employees are under a lot of pressure. This keeps them from getting the bends if they begin to unwind too quickly.' (Decompression chamber)

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

"Well, Mr Eagle, coming to see me is the first positive step to get you to soar again..."

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"You need to stop eating that sh*t."

'I hear they've named a new stress syndrome after me.'

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

"Ready to head back?"

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.