Healthcare Advisor Gifts

'I couldn't afford the Bronze, Silver, or Gold health plan of the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Obama Healthcare.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Budget

Vaccine

Covid and the Vaccines

Prostate: 51st State

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"We don't offer a health-care plan. Instead, we have Lou persuade you not to get sick."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Healthcare declaration

30 Days Has Movember

Doctors Discussion

Health Care Crisis table.

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

South Carolina's War on Women

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."