Healthcare Advisor Pillows

'I couldn't afford the Bronze, Silver, or Gold health plan of the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Obama Healthcare.

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Budget

Vaccine

Covid and the Vaccines

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"We don't offer a health-care plan. Instead, we have Lou persuade you not to get sick."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Doctors Discussion

30 Days Has Movember

Healthcare declaration

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Health Care Crisis table.

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

Preventive medicine.

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."