Health And Wellness Advisor Gifts

'How many times have I told you to not eat junk food?'

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Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

Govt. UK led by Seance

'Many of our employees are under a lot of pressure. This keeps them from getting the bends if they begin to unwind too quickly.' (Decompression chamber)

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

'I'm sorry Bill, but some things in medicine we doctors just can't explain...like insurance forms.'

"Holy moly!"

"You need to stop eating that sh*t."

'I hear they've named a new stress syndrome after me.'

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

"Well, Mr Eagle, coming to see me is the first positive step to get you to soar again..."

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

"Good for you for getting your mammogram."

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"It's all down to turmeric!"

'You're right, Haskell, I should get more exercise. Tomorrow I'm turning your office into a gym.'

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

'Rent two 'feel good' movies, and call me in the morning.'

GPs should provide 'forest bathing' on the NHS says charity.

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."

"Now they're saying shiny things attached to hooks are bad for you."

Food Pyramid.