Health And Wellness Advisor Gifts

'How many times have I told you to not eat junk food?'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Be Healthy

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

Govt. UK led by Seance

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

'Many of our employees are under a lot of pressure. This keeps them from getting the bends if they begin to unwind too quickly.' (Decompression chamber)

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

'I'm sorry Bill, but some things in medicine we doctors just can't explain...like insurance forms.'

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

"Holy moly!"

"You need to stop eating that sh*t."

'I hear they've named a new stress syndrome after me.'

"Well, Mr Eagle, coming to see me is the first positive step to get you to soar again..."

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

"Good for you for getting your mammogram."

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

'You're right, Haskell, I should get more exercise. Tomorrow I'm turning your office into a gym.'

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."

GPs should provide 'forest bathing' on the NHS says charity.

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

"Now they're saying shiny things attached to hooks are bad for you."

Food Pyramid.

"It's all down to turmeric!"