Wellness Advisor Prints

advice on obesity

"Don't you think your flu needs another day in bed ?!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

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'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Unguided imagery

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Final words on gravestones.

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

Mental health

Peace. Love. Light

Govt. UK led by Seance

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Many of our employees are under a lot of pressure. This keeps them from getting the bends if they begin to unwind too quickly.' (Decompression chamber)

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

'I hear they've named a new stress syndrome after me.'

"Well, Mr Eagle, coming to see me is the first positive step to get you to soar again..."

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

"You need to stop eating that sh*t."

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

"Ready to head back?"

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'