Health-conscious Trick-or-treaters Pillows

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'Needs more kale.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"I'm the Grin Reaper."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it.Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."

The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"I'm your sun!"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Trick or treat surprise.

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

"Too soon?"