Health-conscious Holidaygoers Pillows

"I don't want to bust your diet so we're having turkey franks and pumpkin yogurt."

Be Healthy

All Natural Nothing

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

"Seriously? You went on a diet before Christmas?"

'Some PCB' - 'Little PCB' - 'No PCB'.

Sanitizer

"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."

'Santa standing on chimney reading 'Atkins Diet' book.'

"If you purchase these items, I will use this special spray to neutralize the pesticides coating them."

'O.K, Everyone let's do some yoga!'

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

Spring Water - Cholesterol Free.

"I read all package labels for my health. Now my eyes are shot!"

'It's not looking good: Christmas is coming and the goose is on the Atkins diet.'

'...Sodium phosphate, di-glycerides, BHT. Warning: The Surgeon General has determined that eating is dangerous to your health.'

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"

Two firemen hosing a blaze in a christmas tree.

"Open wide and say, Fa La La Ahhh."

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

Omicron is coming to town! - It knows when you're not masking. . .

"It's mostly my medications and adjustable mattress."

Santa Puking In An Airplane

"Sorry, no 'Ho Ho Ho' because it could spread covid."

Why do supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while the healthy ones can buy their cigarettes at the front?

Pandemic Birthday Cakes: Blowing out candles not allowed!

"Hmmm, I'd better upgrade my health insurance before I get these..."