Holiday Health Buff Pillows

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Be Healthy

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Clown Skis.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

Christmas Tree Lights

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

Covid 19 Christmas Medical Team

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

"Seriously? You went on a diet before Christmas?"

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

Santa slipping on the ice.

Revenge on Santa

"I don't want to bust your diet so we're having turkey franks and pumpkin yogurt."

Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice.

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

"In many Latin American countries, Columbus Day is celebrated as 'Dia de la Raza.' In The Bahamas, it's called 'Discovery Day.' In Argentina, it's known as 'Day of the Americas.'"

Sanitizer

"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."

"So team, it's Easter tomorrow: we need to be up early to find the eggs in the garden before the kids..."

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

'Santa standing on chimney reading 'Atkins Diet' book.'

'I know when he's sleeping...'

Once again, Santa is the victim of the elves' starched hat prank...

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

"I don't think he believes I've been a good little boy. He told me to go home and go to my room."

Christmas tree for runners.

Karen of Bethlehem

Advent calendar of tasks in the run up to Christmas.

'He had chest pains. A real wake-up call to slow down a bit. Unfortunately, he was on another line and missed it.'

'It's not looking good: Christmas is coming and the goose is on the Atkins diet.'