Health-conscious Holidaymaker Pillows

Sanitizer

Santa getting a Covid Vaccine

'Santa standing on chimney reading 'Atkins Diet' book.'

"Sorry, no 'Ho Ho Ho' because it could spread covid."

Be Healthy

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Skier and his dog.

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

Would it hurt to blow my top once a week?

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

"Seriously? You went on a diet before Christmas?"

Santa Bahama Time

"I don't want to bust your diet so we're having turkey franks and pumpkin yogurt."

'Do the flu masks come in other colors?'

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice.

Safe Sunbathing: 'And you're sure there's no risk at all?'

'It has my horoscope, heart rate and cholesterol level...but I'm sorry, I don't have the time.'

'Enough with the eye of newt. Do you know how many calories there are in newt eyes?'

"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."

Travel Agents

'I'm allergic to sand.'

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

Immodiu, Ibruprofen, Clarityn, Sudofed, Paracetemol, Nurofen, Rennies, Diareze... - 'What are you doing?' - 'Packing for my holiday to Egypt.' - 'How ill are you planning on being, exactly?' - 'Ah, that reminds me... can I borrow a bucket from you for a

An Organic Christmas

'He must be going economy!'

'It's not looking good: Christmas is coming and the goose is on the Atkins diet.'

Skipping lunch and walking around let me lose 10 pounds and find out what people do around here.

New, slimmer, trimmer look in kangaoos.

A Week at Ballachulish, Pt. 2

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"