Health Conscious Trickster Pillows

"Of course we're going to share. You can have all the healthy stuff."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity'

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.

' ... and a side order of statins.'

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

It's not a tongue depressor, it's a used popsicle stick. If you can name the flavor, your taste buds pass the test.

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

'I try to watch what I eat, but my eyes aren't always fast enough...'

Party games.

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'That's what I call magical magic!'

"This IS our diet pizza. As I told you, it's a hole pie."

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

Rabbits $5.

'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'No, Jeffrey! It's a trick! - That's EDUCATIONAL TV!'

Clown and Acrobatic Frog

A Magician struggling to pull a rabbit out of a hat as a rabbit watches from the audience.

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"