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"Of course we're going to share. You can have all the healthy stuff."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity'

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

' ... and a side order of statins.'

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

"This IS our diet pizza. As I told you, it's a hole pie."

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

'That's what I call magical magic!'

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

'I try to watch what I eat, but my eyes aren't always fast enough...'

Party games.

Rabbits $5.

'No, Jeffrey! It's a trick! - That's EDUCATIONAL TV!'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Clown and Acrobatic Frog

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

Tonight Houdini and Son.

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"