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Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

"...and the King Cholesterol Meal comes with a side order of CPR."

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Children in a Nursery.

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

' ... and a side order of statins.'

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

'No, Neville. I don't think anyone will ever open a burger bar around here. Now, finish your carrion!'

Hide and Seek

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"So there's this big Mother...."

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

"This IS our diet pizza. As I told you, it's a hole pie."

"But is it Organic?"