Health-conscious Pranksters Gifts

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Moo-Magrams Exams

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"...and the King Cholesterol Meal comes with a side order of CPR."

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Children in a Nursery.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

' ... and a side order of statins.'

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

"But is it Organic?"

Hide and Seek

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

'No, Neville. I don't think anyone will ever open a burger bar around here. Now, finish your carrion!'

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

"So there's this big Mother...."